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I have seen the movie WOZ as a kid countless times, but I never sat through WW once. I know Willy Wonka is popular, but I am pretty sure that it is not nearly as big as The Wizard Of OZ was. I love and will love other titles but only WW would have me straying from any rational delay.
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Yes there probably will be some issues, but I'll rely on code updates and some assistance rather than depriving my family and I the glowing opportunity to secure a machine (and LE will do it for me) right out of the starting gate. However, personally there is an investment in this title, one I have dreamed about for many years, discussing it with anyone willing to listen. Normally I would agree with every word here.
This will not be a limited run, and history has show us that just about every new pin that has any content at all will have some sort of issue. Take some time and evaluate for yourself, rather than riding the hype train, and most of all let someone else get all of the bugs worked out an discover the flaws that need addressed. But if that is the case, production of these machines will be around for a very long time.just look at WOZ and how long that title has gone. Laughter for me was such a physical impossibility during "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" that had I not been pledged to sit through the film, I would have lifted myself up by my bootstraps and fled.This 10X over.I hope JJ hits this out of the park, and this is everything it is hyped to be. There is a flaw in this reasoning: It is not age but humor that is the variable. Is it better or worse if a film makes you ralph? Patterson implies that older filmgoers might be offended by vulgar humor. Older filmgoers who might be offended by such offerings are encouraged to do something that is physically impossible (i.e., lift yourself up by your bootstraps)." Although this is obviously the review the movie deserves, I confess the rating scale baffles me. "On a scale of 1-10 shots of bourbon needed to make a pledge ralph," writes Bob Patterson of the Web site Delusions of Adequacy, "this film will get a very strong five from most college age film fans who are not offended by vulgar humor.
Presumably the MPAA would not permit this if it had reason to believe there were dogs in the audience. There are also graphic shots of enormous testicles, which are allowed under the National Geographic loophole, since they belong to Van Wilder's pet bulldog. The movie contains semen, bare breasts and butts, epic flatulence, bizarre forms of masturbation, public nudity, projectile vomiting and an extended scene of explosive defecation with sound effects that resemble the daily duties of the Port-a-Loo serviceman, in reverse.
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Maybe the way out is to cast the ethnic guy as the hero and the white guy as the horny doofus.) The movie is a barfathon that takes full advantage of the apparent MPAA guidelines in which you can do pretty much anything with bodily functions except involve them in healthy sex. So they cast an ethnic guy, and everybody complains about the negative stereotype. (Casting directors face a Catch-22: They cast a white guy, and everybody wants to know why he had to be white. I cannot complain, since the hero's buddy in every movie in this genre is always a sex-crazed zealot, and at least this film uses non-traditional casting. That leaves, let's see, Kal Penn as Taj, the Indian-American student who lands the job as Van Wilder's assistant, and spends much of his time using a stereotyped accent while reciting lists of synonyms for oral sex. Tara Reid is remarkably attractive, as you may remember from "Josie and the Pussycats" and " American Pie 2," but much of the time, she simply seems to be imitating still photos of Renee Zellweger smiling. Of course she's the girlfriend of the vile frat boy, and of course her investigation inspires her to admire the real Van Wilder while deploring his public image. She's a journ student who wants to do an in-depth piece about Van for the campus paper. Is Van Wilder too good to be true? That's what Gwen ( Tara Reid) wonders.
Jack Black in this role would have been a home run. That makes him, alas, a little boring, and Reynolds (from ABC's "Two Guys and a Girl") brings along no zing: He's a standard leading man when the movie cries out for a manic character actor. Ryan Reynolds is, I suppose, the correct casting choice for Van Wilder, since the character is not a devious slacker but merely a Permanent Student.